AA4D7M(9)/F# Her green plastic watering can ED9 For her fake chinese rubber plant AD9A In the fake plastic earth A4D7M(9)/F# That she bought from a rubber man ED9 In a town full of rubber plans AD9 To get rid of itself
D9/C#Bm It wears her out A It wears her out Bm It wears her out A It wears her out
A4D7M(9)/F# She lives with a broken man ED9 A cracked polystyrene man AD9 Who just crumbles and burns AA4D7M(9)/F# He used to do surgery ED9 For girls in the eighties AD9 But gravity always wins
D9/C#Bm It wears him out A It wears him out Bm It wears him out A It wears him out
A4D7M(9)/F# She looks like the real thing ED9 She tastes like the real thing AD9 My fake plastic love AA4D7M(9)/F# But I can't help the feeling ED9 I could blow through the ceiling AD9 If I just turn and run
D9/C#Bm It wears me out A It wears me out Bm It wears me out A It wears me out
Bm And if I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted BmA All the time, all the time